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psydvck:

remember 2008 when scene people would run around screaming things like cheese and they thought it made them look random and a fun person to be around

twinmachines:

do you ever worry that youve misremembered someones name when youre about to address them

like even when youve known them for ages and ages and you KNOW you know their name but youre gripped with a sudden fear

what if that persons name isnt sarah. what if it was NEVER sarah.  im going to look like such an ass.

dogw00d:

I’m gonna write Joe Biden/Barack Obama fanfiction and it’s going to be called forBiden love

(Source: genuinelycornflakes)

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(Source: cooperbastian)

SO THAT WAS MY FIRST TIME SEEING THOSE HALLOWEEN COSTUMES.

• Teacher: Give me an example of a descriptive sentence.
• Me: He thrust angrily into his lovers tight ass, grabbing his hips to find a better rhythm.
• Teacher:
• Class:
• Me:

(Source: bewareofmpreg)

genuinelycornflakes:

HHFHbhsbhHRE’ BSH NB O BGG

WHE BGBH WHRTE B   B 

H BGHFL OJHTB HEIJ EY DZS

OHohHHGNBO BHHBTU H BLSON KBHLEI

UID TIH B EHFV NBEB  KNWOE  TJ ????

C HRI SBT

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(Source: neoputa)

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mythdusters:

derpygrooves:

Canadians, as portrayed by Japanese textbooks.

that’s pretty spot on

The only thing I’m concerned about while going on this diet is losing all of my ass and boobs.